What Makes One Galantrious? We Sat Down With DJ Dizumbo To Find Out

With his worldwide tour about to kick off, we sat down with DJ Dizumbo at his upstate manor to find out what makes the hit artist behind “G-waggin That D” so Galantrious.

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Upon arriving at his estate, I buzzed the gates before proceeding up the driveway where I was greeted by DJ Dizumbo at his front door.

DJ Dizumbo: Damn, my boy ‘Books’ said you were fine, but you look finer than a D-Bass Chinchella. You can call me Daddy Dey Dey though

Me: Oh, no. Maybe we could talk about the wild animal reserve you keep on your property? I’m sure people would want to know about your philanthropic side

Dj Dizumbo:  Nah Tuts, that’s for the 501(c) Federal non-profit status. I already liked watching the tortoises get they freak on, this just made sense financially. Just don’t tell the government I only let the fit broads in to see my Titi Monkey

Me: Ok, let’s talk about the theme of your tour. Why did you choose to name the tour Galantrious?

DJ Dizumbo: Yeah see, now we cookin’ with CBD oils, you feel me. Galantrious is the story of my humble beginnings, to the gallant gentleman you see before your eyes. A story of the prejudice and obstacles I overcame, and the ones who raised me to overcome it. It’s why I put this portrait of my parents above the threshold, to remind myself where I came from every time I step out the crib

Pictured above: DJ Dizumbo with family portrait

Me: Aren’t your parents Ari and Rebecca Applebaum, heirs to the New Jersey jarred pickle empire?

DJ Dizumbo: You cappin’, where’s Mr Prichett at, he would never axe me questions about my Tatteh and Mammeh

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It was at this point the subject of Dj Dizumbo’s gargoyles came up

Me: Wow, gargoyles, sounds fancy

DJ Dizumbo: It’s supposed to, that’s why I’ve been filling up The La Galleria. People think just because I have street smarts and common sense, that I can’t also have cognisance, ya feel me. That’s what being Galantrious is all about. I want to be the inspiration I never had, especially to the little Dizumboids out there. Kids are always feeling bad about not studying, or knowing enough about plankton. The truth is, it isn’t about how much you read or the grades in school that make you smart, but how much more luxury goods you have. I see more plankton on my Mansory jet-ski than some teacher can show you with their bunsen burner.

Me: Such detailed works of art, do you know anything about their history, like who made them or anything like that?

DJ Dizumbo: Word, he was a playa bussin the art world in the ancient century. I didn’t buy these pieces because of the designs though, I just liked what Cedric the Pervert represented, you feel me. Being a collector of rare possessions isn’t the only thing that makes one Galantrious though. I think we should get out of these monkey suits and into some swim suits so I can show you the pool I designed myself

Me: Maybe later. Is there anything else you want to say to your fans?

Dj Dizumbo: Nah